So, I’ve decided I’m going to go as a nurse for Halloween. And, because I’m soooo nice (hahaha!), I’m going to be a nurse here as well! So all you poor moneyslaves suffering from bad cases of blue balls, you know where to come to. No, I’m sure as hell not going to cure them, but I’ll treat them. What you really need is a heavy dose of humiliation and teasing. Sure, they’ll only get bluer and more painful at first, but that’s only temporary…I think. Only one way to find out if it works! So all of you little moneyslaves who are up for my ongoing treatment plan, make sure to fill out an application on the left sidebar.Note: This treatment is not FDA approved and may, in fact, be complete bullshit. It, however, will be extraordinarily fun for me and that’s all that really matters, right? It is long-term and quite expensive and, no, I don’t take medical insurance. Student and military discounts may apply, but most likely will not.Possible side effects include: bluer balls, painful balls, swollen balls, empty wallets, empty bank accounts, loss of self-esteem, humiliation, and prolonged erection. 95% of cases have shown that Princess Dextra is highly addictive and habit-forming.

Go buy me some things from my Amazon or JT’s Stockroom wishlists, moneyslaves!