Update

Posted under Shopping, Bitchy Princess, Financial Domination by Princess Dextra on Tuesday 27 November 2007 at 12:23 am

Your financial domination Princess is still here and I had a fantastic Thanksgiving! Lots of delicious food and some gifts from some of you devoted toys:

$50 Victoria’s Secret gift card from manageme
$25 Amazon gift card from manageme
$25 Amazon gift card from sissyservant
$25 Amazon gift card from jizzbucket
2 boxes of my favorite Luna Bars from sissyservant

For those of you losers who didn’t buy me anything, you’re fucking worthless. Fortunately, you have the opportunity to make it up to me since Christmas is only a month away. I’m also only accepting gift cards as tribute now. A few wankers thought it would be funny to buy me something from my wish list and then cancel the orders before they shipped. So they’ve ruined it for all of you who are looking for REAL financial domination! If you absolutely do want to send me something from my wish list, that’s fine, but I won’t speak to you until I have the gift in my greedy little hands. For you toys wanting instant gratification by getting the privilege of chatting with me right away, go with a gift card instead.

Speaking of delicious, tangible gifts, though, I’m still waiting on some loser to buy me those shoes I want. They’re right at the fucking top of my priority list, so it’s not like you dumbasses can’t see them. They’re only $85 AND you get $20 off at checkout. You have NO reason to not spend $65 on some fucking hot shoes for your spoiled Princess!

And if any of you geeky losers want to get your bratty Princess something nice, I also really want the special edition of the Lord of the Rings books that are also at the top of my list. I know you nerds drool over that sort of thing, so you might as well get it for me. Haha, I can just imagine you micro-cocked losers wanking it to the thought of a sexy woman reading your favorite book. Hahahaha!