8 more days until Christmas! I expect gifts from every last one of you. GOOD gifts. More stuff has been added to my Wish List and you can always buy me a Gift Card, so there’s no excuse if you don’t spoil this Princess like she deserves. Impress me, losers. Maybe I’ll even give a gift to the toy that buys me the most. Probably not, but it’s the best fucking chance you have! I’m also still selling my cock teasing card game for $25 in giftcards. Send me one and let me know, and I’ll send you the rules for the game in return.

-Princess Dextra

I’ve updated my Amazon Wish List again so you can buy your Princess something for Christmas. I’ve added an epilator, so you can ensure I’m perfectly smooth all over. You boys do love silky smooth legs, right? I’m also waiting for one of you to buy me that special edition of Lord of the Rings. I’m reading it again, but all I have is this stupid, cheap paperback version. I DO deserve better, right? No, I deserve the -best-. Oh! And I also added another wish list. This one is so you can buy gifts for my boyfriend! Haha, yup, I expect you financial domination losers to show your thanks, since he’s able to give your Princess what you can’t.

Step it up, losers! There’s less than two weeks ’til Christmas and you haven’t bought your Princess nearly enough!

My fucking Wish List

One of you was so sweet, enough to buy me those shoes I was lusting over so obscenely. Can’t wait until they get here! Another of you toys even bought me some bath goodies, which I’m so going to enjoy. I also set up a Wish List at Fetish Factory. And for you toys too stupid to figure out what to buy me, just get me a fucking gift certificate already. Who wants to be the first to gift his Princess with $100 this week?

Do any of you toys watch Heroes? I absolutely love Kristen Bell’s character, Elle. She’s sooo cute and sooo evil! Just watching the way she messes with the men of Heroes is so fun to watch because she’s such a bitchy little cock tease. Makes me wish I had her electricity power too, because it would be damn fun to use!

So, if you’re interested in financial domination and tease & denial (And if you’re not, why are you here?), I have a game for you. It’s a card game with all sorts of rewards and punishments (mostly punishments). For $25 in e-gift certificates, I’ll e-mail you this game. And if you tribute more, your Princess might even play it online with you, to take part in your hilarious frustration! Isn’t that sooo sweet of me??

Alright, bitches, Christmas is coming soon and I expect you stupid toys to shower me with gifts! See those legs? I’m running out of cartridges for my razor and need some refills. I absolutely hate buying the damn things, though, so you can take care of that for me, right? You DO want Princess to have smooth, sexy legs, right? For those of you who really like financial domination and have foot fetishes, you losers can buy me the shoes I’m lusting after. And for those of you who are cheapskates, but still want to show your worthiness (Ha!), you can start by buying me a box of Luna Bars. I might even talk to you if you do. Maybe.

I expect this shit to be purchased as soon as possible, so GET ON IT!. Prove yourself by getting me something here and maybe I’ll even let you buy me something prettier and MORE expensive! I know, I’m so nice!! So go visit my Amazon Wish List and pick something out for your bitchy cock tease of a Princess. NOW!

EDIT: OMG, I also NEED to get this book:

Buy me a $50 Amazon e-gift certificate, somebody, so I can justify the cost! You’ll be my best friend. Or at least my best loser! My e-mail addy is in the top right of this page.