Buy me stuff, or else!
Alright, bitches, Christmas is coming soon and I expect you stupid toys to shower me with gifts! See those legs? I’m running out of cartridges for my razor and need some refills. I absolutely hate buying the damn things, though, so you can take care of that for me, right? You DO want Princess to have smooth, sexy legs, right? For those of you who really like financial domination and have foot fetishes, you losers can buy me the shoes I’m lusting after. And for those of you who are cheapskates, but still want to show your worthiness (Ha!), you can start by buying me a box of Luna Bars. I might even talk to you if you do. Maybe.
I expect this shit to be purchased as soon as possible, so GET ON IT!. Prove yourself by getting me something here and maybe I’ll even let you buy me something prettier and MORE expensive! I know, I’m so nice!! So go visit my Amazon Wish List and pick something out for your bitchy cock tease of a Princess. NOW!
EDIT: OMG, I also NEED to get this book:
Buy me a $50 Amazon e-gift certificate, somebody, so I can justify the cost! You’ll be my best friend. Or at least my best loser! My e-mail addy is in the top right of this page.