I’ve updated my Amazon Wish List again so you can buy your Princess something for Christmas. I’ve added an epilator, so you can ensure I’m perfectly smooth all over. You boys do love silky smooth legs, right? I’m also waiting for one of you to buy me that special edition of Lord of the Rings. I’m reading it again, but all I have is this stupid, cheap paperback version. I DO deserve better, right? No, I deserve the -best-. Oh! And I also added another wish list. This one is so you can buy gifts for my boyfriend! Haha, yup, I expect you financial domination losers to show your thanks, since he’s able to give your Princess what you can’t.