I’ve been checking my site stats and it seems that I’m getting a lot more visitors but you boys seem to be too shy to actually step up and contact me. Well, you’re never going to have your orgasms taken away and your balls left swollen and painful at this rate! All you have to do is send me an e-gift certificate from one of the sites listed. But wait, there’s more! I’ve found this really cool site that lets me kinda merge all my wishlists together into one! That means you can contribute toward getting me something awesome that’s not just from, like, Amazon.

Check it out: My fucking awesome wishlist

And if you’re too fucking stupid to actually pick something to contribute toward, there’s also a thing at the top that lets you just send me money so I can decide for you! Aren’t you lucky to have someone with a brain to help you out?