Yup, our economy is in the toilet and everyone’s demanding a bailout. However, the only one you need to worry about is ME. I mean, sure, I’m doing quite well financially and you’re probably struggling, but the strong take from the weak. That’s just how things work. Hell, it’s that much more fun to take your money now, knowing how much it could help you out in these hard times.

I’m looking for sad, pathetic losers to be my bailout bitches, to send me money to make me even more comfortable, just like all those banking execs getting their fat bonuses. While you’re already struggling to make ends meet, you should have to struggle even more. Cancel your cable, stop smoking/drinking, quit your website subscriptions. ALL of that money should be going to ME. I’m the one who deserves luxury while you deserve to eat ramen noodles while watching whatever it is that losers watch on basic cable.

Send gift certificates to princessdextra@gmail.com and find me on Yahoo under the name spoileddextra. But if you plan on PMing me, you’d damn well better send tribute to my e-mail address first.

Ooh, so one of my favorite sellers on Amazon.com has free shipping at the moment and they also have -tons- of stockings. Thigh-high, fishnet, striped, black, white, red, everything! Now I know that plenty of you losers out there go crazy over stockings so I expect one of you to send me an Amazon.com giftcard. I’ll use whatever I get to, well, stock up on stockings. My legs do deserve to be shown off, after all. Of course, I also love shoe boys and latex boys to keep me in the hottest heels/boots and the sexiest latex dresses possible!

I’m also looking to buy some more sex toys to use on my poor, blue-balled boyfriend. I’m thinking of getting a nice, big strapon to ruin his tight little ass. If you want to pay for his abuse, do let me know. And I’m always taking suggestions on how to make his life more painful.