Rules:

1) No liars. If you are caught lying or attempting to deceive your Princess, you will be ignored and blacklisted. If you ever wish to get back on my good side, it will take a large tribute to prove you’re serious.

2) You are defined by how much you spoil your Princess. If you pay only small tributes and give nothing but puny gifts, you’ll be lucky to keep my attention for long. If you spoil me like I truly deserve, however, I will make sure to continue giving you the humiliation and cruelty that you crave.

3) No whining. I don’t care if your wife will see your tributes on your credit card statements. I don’t give a shit if you don’t have enough this week. That is your problem and certainly not MINE. So, solve it yourself, do not come whining and bitching to me.

4) No masturbating. Your Princess will be in charge of all your orgasms. I will set up a fair (ha!) schedule for you to relieve your frustration. Of course, the more you spoil me, the more lenient I might be. Maybe.